Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
HOW DID YOU LOSE ALL OF THAT WEIGHT IN THAT PICTURE LIKE WOW WHAT IS YOUR SECRET???????
I ate pizza at least once a week (usually more).
Because pizza makes me happy, and when I’m happy I’m more motivated to reach my goals, and when I’m motivated it’s easy to get to the gym and eat healthy food which helped me lose weight.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
I need a friend that would go to different forests and abandoned places with me