city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

(Source: hipsteryoghurt, via bowtiesmightbecool)

4nimalparty:

Asia10_0189 (by Kalle Lundholm)

Timestamp: 1408491031

budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

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the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

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teencry:

me at social gatherings:

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vys:

Reflections. Illusions.

(via therainssmallhands)

Timestamp: 1408404637

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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(via funeralformyfat)